As you are probably aware, X Anal Simulator is not in the business of recommending places he has not visited; consequently, I am about to enter the member's area of Cartoon Sex Games (a.k.a. Games Parody) to ascertain what is going on.
Some have dubbed me a visionary, while others have dubbed me the greatest porn game reviewer of all time – all I know is that when it comes to recommending quality adult websites, I'll go above and beyond to ensure you have all the information you need to make an informed decision. Therefore, let us immediately check out this XXX game and see what it has to offer!
I can finally tell you what this review is about after signing up, receiving my email, and logging in. The destination is called Gamer Access Hub. Once inside, you'll find a selection of premium games, a few standard options, and a video section (more on that later).
As evidenced by the presence of titles such as Call of Duty, Game of Moans, XXX Charted, and The Fister, parody appears to be the primary selling point for Gamer Access Hub. These 'premium' titles are parodies of popular television shows or video games, and they appear to have some pretty impressive graphics in comparison to many of the other adult games I've reviewed recently.
I figure the best place to start is with Assassin's Seed, given Odyssey's recent release. When you click on the title, you'll be able to play the game on your desktop, iOS device, or Android device; the desktop version appears to have significantly improved graphics.
One aspect of Assassin's Seed that I particularly enjoyed was the ability to select'story mode' and simply sit back and be entertained by a rendered story of insane sex and erotic activities – no interaction required.
While you can play the main game entirely with your mouse, if you want a truly 'hands-free' experience, be sure to select the story option. I've included a few screenshots for your convenience to demonstrate the game's stunning graphics: isn't this the most beautiful game you've ever seen?
Thus, in addition to Assassin's Seed and other premium games (I've written reviews for The Fister and XXX Charted, which you can read for more information), there are a few more mainstream options that you may enjoy. A few examples include Pussycat Woman, Super Sperman, and Wheel of Fortune. I began with Pussycat Woman, which is built using the Unity Engine – which, in my opinion, is quite cool.
The game is essentially a gem switcher, similar to Candy Crush, except that while you play, you are constantly surrounded by X-rated images of Cat Woman. It's entertaining, but the music is extremely grating – thank goodness for the mute button! That is the first thing I did when I arrived here, and I strongly urge you to do the same. In any case, here's a screenshot for your perusal. This is what you can expect from Pussycat Woman.
Now, at the bottom of the homepage, you'll find links to additional games – keep in mind that these are hosted off-site, which means you'll almost certainly need to sign up for a third-party service in order to play them.
I wasn't a fan of this because it's essentially advertisements, but many of the games I saw down there I've already reviewed (such as Narcos XXX and Cartoon Games), indicating that they know how to select quality titles. Perhaps they took inspiration from X Anal Simulator's list of the best games!
I was pleasantly surprised to discover that Gamer Access Hub included a video section featuring full adult clips for your viewing pleasure – and it's all completely free. I understand what you're thinking: "Wow, that's cool." They have 100 videos, which will quickly become tedious, but what if I told you that Gamer Access Hubs' video collection contains over 53,000 unique uploads?
It's also entirely accurate – with 1,682 archive pages containing 32 videos each, a little assistance from our calculator yields one monstrous figure that virtually guarantees you'll never run out of premium porn videos, regardless of how many you want to watch!
I should mention that you can also find pornstar profiles here, so if you enjoy watching a particular model take a cock or eat a pussy, simply navigate to the pornstars section and click on the starlets to access all of their videos on the site!
Alyssa Branch, Amy Reid, Eva Angelina, and Christy Mack are just a few of the names featured here – a veritable who's who of naughty little numbers who live to fuck and suck dick all day. Additionally, you can use the search feature to discover various niches, babes, and activities: Gamer Access Hub has thought of everything!
I enjoy what Gamer Access Hub has to offer and believe it's worth checking out, but I believe it's necessary to emphasize that the majority of games available here are fairly hands-off; they're simply not that competitive or difficult: I understand that many guys enjoy a bit of a challenge, and thus believe it's critical to inform you that places like Nutaku probably offer a better value.
That being said, if you'd rather unwind and watch cinematic videos and stories unfold in front of you, Gamer Access Hub is an excellent resource for XXX game goodness.
With the added benefit of access to over 50,000 free videos, the monthly addition of premium titles, and the sheer quality of the graphics on many of the games available on this site,
I'm confident that a large number of my readers here at X Anal Simulator will enjoy what they discover inside Gamer Access Hub. To be completely candid, the location isn't ideal, but nothing comes close in terms of graphics. Check it out if you have the time – you won't be disappointed.
